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Post by Moths are Wangkers feat. Hank on Jun 4, 2017 11:32:54 GMT
Do you like Monopoly?
Which colour property group is your favourite? My least favourite is yellow but I can't remember why.
What piece do you like to be. Boot for me, every time.
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Post by nooshmoo on Nov 7, 2017 7:53:48 GMT
I like it when you pass go. £ .00 every time. Free money. I hate it when you've had the electric company since your first go round then some jenny-come-lately goon gets the water company. Sods.
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Post by Moths are Wangkers feat. Hank on Nov 8, 2017 21:32:26 GMT
Do you say £400 for landing ON go rather than just passing it?
That's my way of telling you that that's the way it is IN MY FAMILY
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Monopoly
Nov 8, 2017 21:42:28 GMT
via mobile
Post by jah on Nov 8, 2017 21:42:28 GMT
I used to iron the money
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Post by Moths are Wangkers feat. Hank on Nov 8, 2017 21:44:53 GMT
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Post by jah on Nov 8, 2017 21:48:36 GMT
its a royal borough thing that I've brought to Wales. They all think I'm incredibly posh here
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Post by nooshmoo on Nov 8, 2017 22:39:23 GMT
Do you say £400 for landing ON go rather than just passing it? That's my way of telling you that that's the way it is IN MY FAMILY That adds a bit of thrill to the dice throws round there I guess but I'm generally not a fan of going off piste where the classics are concerned. I'd probably let you do it if we were playing a game but in my head there'd be an internal dialogue going on: 'what if we have a really long game and lots of people keep scooping up the £400.00? That'll fuck with the money that's in the bank and these people Waddingtons probably thought long and hard about how much money the bank required to let you have a ruddy good game' and so on. I'd obviously be saying who gives a shit to myself as well, maybe even out loud with people wondering why I said it but I'd know the reason why I kept uttering it, because that shit's going round my head that's why.
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Post by Moths are Wangkers feat. Hank on Nov 8, 2017 22:42:25 GMT
Do you say £400 for landing ON go rather than just passing it? That's my way of telling you that that's the way it is IN MY FAMILY That adds a bit of thrill to the dice throws round there I guess but I'm generally not a fan of going off piste where the classics are concerned. I'd probably let you do it if we were playing a game but in my head there'd be an internal dialogue going on: 'what if we have a really long game and lots of people keep scooping up the £400.00? That'll fuck with the money that's in the bank and these people Waddingtons probably thought long and hard about how much money the bank required to let you have a ruddy good game' and so on. I'd obviously be saying who gives a shit to myself as well, maybe even out loud with people wondering why I said it but I'd know the reason why I kept uttering it, because that shit's going round my head that's why. Well, you're not going to like this I suppose but here's another family Monopoly rule: we ignore the chance/community chest cards that say something about having to pay x-amount per house and x-amount per hotel. You know the ones I mean? We not only ignore them but take another card instead
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Post by nooshmoo on Nov 8, 2017 22:55:13 GMT
That adds a bit of thrill to the dice throws round there I guess but I'm generally not a fan of going off piste where the classics are concerned. I'd probably let you do it if we were playing a game but in my head there'd be an internal dialogue going on: 'what if we have a really long game and lots of people keep scooping up the £400.00? That'll fuck with the money that's in the bank and these people Waddingtons probably thought long and hard about how much money the bank required to let you have a ruddy good game' and so on. I'd obviously be saying who gives a shit to myself as well, maybe even out loud with people wondering why I said it but I'd know the reason why I kept uttering it, because that shit's going round my head that's why. Well, you're not going to like this I suppose but here's another family Monopoly rule: we ignore the chance/community chest cards that say something about having to pay x-amount per house and x-amount per hotel. You know the ones I mean? We not only ignore them but take another card instead You mean those ones that are like 'some cunt put all your windows through. Pay £50 each for every house you've got' or whatever? I am sort of thinking what the fuck you bloody renegade maverick? I'm also thinking you might as well remove those cards and write on the pass go '£ extra if you can land here! That way I won't be grabbing the box lid and saying 'it doesn't fucking say that Sam' and so on. Where would it end as well? Are there more rules changes? Am I going to say 'ok, no upkeep revenue on houses or hotels on the cards and you get £ extra if you land on Go on the way round' and then get to the water company and you've got something fucking bonkers for that?
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Post by nooshmoo on Nov 8, 2017 22:55:51 GMT
Why is snooze worthy?
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Post by nooshmoo on Nov 8, 2017 22:56:18 GMT
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Post by nooshmoo on Nov 8, 2017 22:57:04 GMT
Why the fuck is two hundred coming up as a snooze?
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Post by Moths are Wangkers feat. Hank on Nov 9, 2017 20:36:19 GMT
Well, you're not going to like this I suppose but here's another family Monopoly rule: we ignore the chance/community chest cards that say something about having to pay x-amount per house and x-amount per hotel. You know the ones I mean? We not only ignore them but take another card instead You mean those ones that are like 'some cunt put all your windows through. Pay £50 each for every house you've got' or whatever? I am sort of thinking what the fuck you bloody renegade maverick? I'm also thinking you might as well remove those cards and write on the pass go '£ extra if you can land here! That way I won't be grabbing the box lid and saying 'it doesn't fucking say that Sam' and so on. Where would it end as well? Are there more rules changes? Am I going to say 'ok, no upkeep revenue on houses or hotels on the cards and you get £ extra if you land on Go on the way round' and then get to the water company and you've got something fucking bonkers for that? I don't think I've got any other rule changes. The pay-£50-per-house ones we just never understood as kids and so we ignored them. Seemed too complicated
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Post by Moths are Wangkers feat. Hank on Nov 9, 2017 21:46:48 GMT
Oh, I say I don't have any other rule changes, but...
at some point in the last five years I found myself reading the rules of Monopoly and discovered that I've always played it wrong. But everyone I've ever played it with has also played it wrong. I can't remember exactly how it works but it's something like if you land on a property and don't want to buy it yourself, then everyone else gets the chance to bid for it and it gets sold to the highest bidder. Every time a new property is landed on. Something like that.
Any of you do that?
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Post by Moths are Wangkers feat. Hank on Nov 9, 2017 21:47:05 GMT
And when I say 'any' I suppose I mean 'either'...
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Post by nooshmoo on Nov 13, 2017 18:24:28 GMT
Oh, I say I don't have any other rule changes, but... at some point in the last five years I found myself reading the rules of Monopoly and discovered that I've always played it wrong. But everyone I've ever played it with has also played it wrong. I can't remember exactly how it works but it's something like if you land on a property and don't want to buy it yourself, then everyone else gets the chance to bid for it and it gets sold to the highest bidder. Every time a new property is landed on. Something like that. Any of you do that? I only knew this because the first time Django played he wanted to buy bloody everything. He also wanted to borrow money and all sorts of nonsense so we were all over the rules wondering what else you can do.
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Post by Moths are Wangkers feat. Hank on Nov 16, 2017 23:24:51 GMT
Oh, I say I don't have any other rule changes, but... at some point in the last five years I found myself reading the rules of Monopoly and discovered that I've always played it wrong. But everyone I've ever played it with has also played it wrong. I can't remember exactly how it works but it's something like if you land on a property and don't want to buy it yourself, then everyone else gets the chance to bid for it and it gets sold to the highest bidder. Every time a new property is landed on. Something like that. Any of you do that? I only knew this because the first time Django played he wanted to buy bloody everything. He also wanted to borrow money and all sorts of nonsense so we were all over the rules wondering what else you can do. Weird, isn't it? I mean, that there's this massive game-changing detail in the rules that pretty much nobody has ever paid attention to
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Post by nooshmoo on Nov 17, 2017 8:52:36 GMT
Remember the Game of Life? Is that still a thing?
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Post by Moths are Wangkers feat. Hank on Jan 5, 2020 1:59:41 GMT
Remember the Game of Life? Is that still a thing? I just got back from a 'board game cafe' and I didn't see it there.
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